pregnant

I had a very rough night sleeping last night, so Tarzan called this morning and booked me my first pregnancy massage for later this afternoon. I am so excited because I absolutely love massages, but also a little nervous because I’ve never had a massage while pregnant before.

Now because you’re supposed to document everything during pregnancy using a pregnancy journal, or even a pregnancy blog like what we have going here…

For the first time ever, I’m going to finally document and name these pregnancy gas sounds so that any mother to be or father to be will be able to quickly identify the types of pregnancy gas. So today… I bring to you…

The Sounds Of Pregnancy Gas

Not all pregnancy gas attacks are silent but deadly. Jane has released sounds I’ve never ever heard before in my life. I’ve documented the sounds of pregnancy gas below and for your convenience, I've named them....