Entertainment

Don’t you hate when you have to save someone from imminent danger?  No?  Bc you suck and aren’t a hero?  Well watch this guy be a hero.  (Tip:  Play both videos at the same time for a better more heroic experience.)

So here are parts 1 and 2 of these guys chatting. Jon obviously has to play it a certain way since Bill tapes his interviews rather than doing them live. If I had my own show I’d do the same thing. Wouldn’t want some guy showing me up on my own program.

So thats the episode of Lost up above if you didn’t see it (sorry for Hulu Country Restrictions).

So I have 2 theories about WTF is going on, other than what you find out in the show.

So the Grammy’s were last night and while I thought most of it was meh, Lady Gaga showed up looking like a slightly less bedazzled Ric Flair.  Also looking at this dress her vajay lips were having an argument as they were staying as far away as possible from each other last night.

So a lot of people have been talking about the iPad.  Hell I even did a review of the announcement on LTA.  But the best review has to be from Daniel Lyons of NEWSWEEK.

So Bill Gates was photographed dancing on a table at Sundance til 2AM.  There was lots of karate punches, roof raising and young girls.  Some were even stated Bill was pretty fly for a white guy.  Then he tipped his waitress $500.

My only question is where the hell is all the porn?  The internet was made to fight and fuck and this only has 50% of the equation.

that you have a bad relationship?  You bought iTrust for your iPhone.  And app that requires you to pay for it, have 0 trust in your significant other, and requires them to be stupid enough to not realize an app is running.

iTrust that you are an idiot.

Wu-Tang vs the Beatles

Today’s journey in to the best of the web starts with this guy Tom Caruana who mixed Wu-Tang and The Beatles.  Yeah.  And it actually doesn’t suck.

I’ll be honest.  I didn’t play Mass Effect, but the trailer for Mass Effect 2 is pretty sweet, as long as you consider the fact that it doesn’t include any gameplay footage and it is essentially a movie trailer.  We’ll see in 5 days though.

So Monday has been a fun day, and here is everything that mattered.

So some parents are angry at Ricky Gervais’ recent spot on Sesame street.  I shall now refer to these people as cunts.  These cunts have no sense of humor.  Ricky Gervais is one of the most talented comedians in the business.

There are a few things I can say I’ve never done.  Flown a kite, a dude, 2 Asians, 2 Asians and a dude, etc, but this lady just crossed the line.  She jumped the barrier between her crazy ass and the pope and went to hug him, but accidentally tackled him to the ground.

So Kevin Smith was thinking to himself, “What if Bruce Willis was a cop again, but this time he had a comedic black sidekick?”.  MILLIONS!!! 

…then they made this movie.  The only question there is, will this be the new “Rush Hour” or complete horse shit?  I’ll cross my fingers.